Inspired by Clark Stubbs’ facebook status update:
“Clark Stubbs thinks Grace Jones and Christopher Walken should be in every movie.”
Got one? Post the link in the comments!
Quite exciting! The portcullis of the citrus fortress is finally lifting! Ported content over from blogger, and obviously there’ll be more to come soon.
This is very much a work in progress. I’m even still working on my animated GIF of the jackhammer man.
Ugh. So I’ve known for years that there’s another Tony Zito out there, a semi-savory real estate agent from Baton Rouge — he even beat me to the domain name. But this takes the cake — this Tony Zito, CEO of Mediaforge, is in my own industry, and is clearly being interviewed far more [...]
I would say “again” but I think it would be a bit disingenuous. I’ve been having a lot of thoughts lately, some of which would require at least 150 or 160 characters to fully explore, so I figured it was as good a time as any. I’m considering a switch away from blogger.com, though…we’ll see.
There is an improv principle that dictates that one should strive to make the leap from “A” to “C”. Which is to say — don’t just make the first association, from, say, apples to oranges. Rather, one should make the second order associative leap from apples to, say, promiscuity, via Johnny Appleseed.(Johnny Appleseed, a noted [...]
Dusted off the olde turntablee and am listening to some Cat Stevens. Vinyl makes everything better. But WTF is “shift that log” supposed to mean? Sounds gross.
In the style of the-n.com’s avatars, I present something that is probably only funny to me (and AP), Avatar Neville:
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To: MTV NetworksFrom: Tony ZitoSubject: My Problem
Hi everyone. I’m travelling to China next week, for a conjugal trip. I will certainly take contraceptive device or drug. Also, I just wanted to let you know that I am prone to violent diarrhea. I’ll bring you back a lucky cat!
sincerely,t.
So, my homework this week for improv class (it’s level 4 — don’t fuck with me. I’m either a complete sucker or I’m highly advanced) is to watch some animal television. I think the ideal would be some old school lions-devouring-gazelles drama. But I tuned into Animal Planet, and what I get is a show [...]