Citrus Fortress

If all my friends were burns, I would have, according to friendster, 54 1st degree burns, 2882 2nd degree burns, and 93458 3rd degree burns.
I would be a sad wreck, and very likely dead. I thank my lucky stars that my friends aren’t burns.

…is this. How can you not love a site that has for its top level navigation the categories:
●Somooth Move●Soft Machine●Ample massiveness●Giantic form●Appearance/Disappear●Any place. Any time
That’s pretty much exactly how I want my obituary to read. In the future, when obituaries are done in powerpoint.